changed my username

Tbqh, I think people like Tumblr because we’re all really honest and straight up about things, for example, our peculiar affection for butts

(via hiddlestalker)

badhoruss:

damarastits:

badhoruss:

Yields: One Lord English

Step one, gather materials

Step two, look into the satanic puppet’s eyes and become brainwashed

Make sure his eyes are flashing many colors as shown below

Bake at 7721 pages for 3 years and 8 months

with an insane amount of plot twists and ridirections

plate and serve in a stylish fashion

one lord english (x)

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perksofbeingastarkid:

fat-and-pretentious:

canklequeen:

MOM, THERE’S A SINGING MOOSE IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE

wait for it

(via slender-avenger)

plot twist: leonardo di caprio and benedict cumberbatch are nominated at the same category and both win

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softlokiwarmlokilittleballofsass:

in french today we were talking about celebrities that we admire and i said misha collins and nobody knew who i was talking about so my teacher googled him and put this photo up

and the whole class went quiet and from the back of the room we just heard this tiny ‘oh my god’

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